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<xomp> I stay away from 'notavirusipromise.txt.exe'

<dovey> at least i know i'll have the biggest tits

<chrispy> fishie are you naked right now?

<Stez_AFK> you can have fun with me :P

<chrispy> ive got a love gun, thats it | <chrispy> it doesnt fire anymore ,tho :P

<Zack> Dear Santa .. I have been real good this year pleeeeaase get me an XXL butt plug

<Frisco> you're fucked, get over it

<Slarti> RTCW Wildwest > ET > Quake 2 > Doom > CS

(@Zaphod): gonna deliver? (@wiesel): ;) (@Zaphod): naked? (@wiesel): sure i got a bmx

<Zaphod> infact, i would butt fuck Lisa, and use him as a condom

<eddie> now i dont have a tank and got wood

<frankie> �(�StEvEb�)� i see. i would like to know more about you :-)� <frankie> �(�09:�35:�37�)� ~ �(�StEvEb�)� come and meet me in this chatroom: http://gaysex.4u.hu

<jenny> I just saw it for the first time in 4 months <jenny> its huge

<dovey> my hole will close if i take it out

<phillstone> I am not hung like a horse - horses are hung like me

<hairy-poker> MiNdErAsR i asked u somethin last time i came here... u said no:P

<panda> 6 to 10 inches sounds good to me

<Willie> Look, I've boned alot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody<

<dovey> you know, i'm totally gagging for a shag

<Sionide> Tom-, for some reason at uni i've really not been on the pull for girls at all - dunno why.. <Tom-> have you told your parents yet? <Sionide> silence! i am not gay either

<@xomp> I like to look at my butthole in a mirror

<xomp> I like to poop in my cheerios

<jenny> i fake it all the time

<Arwen> a pregnant woman is sexy :P

<@MiNdErAsR> stuffed animals used to be my thing

<Sterri> dont talk too much about tongues - Ive seen too much of that

<Spectre> I iz a prowd gradgiate of the uneversitee of akron

<Zack> silence human

whatever <CptnJack> the lap dances are always best when the stripper is crying

<phillstone> the great and almighty OZ

<MiNdErAsR> hickory? so your coffee tastes like bbq

<MiNdErAsR> I'm psycotic...I can read minds ;)

<fishinchick> slap a stick up on his ass or on his office chair

lancalot: You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't

<loirita> are there any lesbians on this channel?

<fishinchick> fox smells it's own hole first

<Grendel> my ass looks like yoda when i stay in the tub to long

<panda> was bored so i was playing with myself

<leg0man> "1.5 million battered women... and all this time I've been eating mine plain...

<Clownkeeper> he is glad he dont have to nipple feed her anymore

<epon> sweet, maybe that little fucker will forget his way back

<@MiNdErAsR> dude...I like you....but not enough to bathe you

<Moonshine> boobz? they are genitals arnt they

<miniblader> wow <miniblader> wtf is this place?

<@Viper> i only sniff my own pants thank you

<Knolte> hi <Sterri> hi <Knolte> what is it you type to join this server ? <Sterri> /server irc.afterx.net <Sterri> and no wanking please <Knolte> you still remember >_<? ?:? Knolte SignOff: Quit:

<Zack> I could suck on my cock when i was younger

<@MiNdErAsR> I'm tired of being a newbie <@MiNdErAsR> I want to be an oldbie

<Stryfe> no i used to be a thug now i just want people to think i am

  • frankie likks Sterri

<Zack> I went to India...there are lots of pretty single women looking for a sexy white guy.....<Zack> got syphillis and a bunch of other strange unidentified viruses..... <Zack> but I'm OK.... <Zack> except for the rash!

panda hugs monkeynuts

<Zack> Boobs

<MiNdErAsR> mmmm....booobies

<Sterri> personally I think being soft is a nuisance <Sterri> hard is always good<

<Stez_AFK> panda: Ive been trying to upgrade phpbb forums on my site all day with not much progress so Im a bear with a sore sex!

<+dovey> swallowing is bad at the best of times

<@panda> i love hubby to death but i still dont swallow :P

<JopLinJr> you can always sleep in my mom

<Zack> I need more meat!

<jetaero> NO one is a virgin.... life screws us all!

<jeriko> it's a little disturbing when a naked male mud wrestler gets thrown out of the ring and you feel his balls touch your leg


  • CptnJack attempts to rape marillion but gets "421 - Too many users - please try again later"

<Citizen_X> thats why you are blacklisted as a FUCKED UP NETWORK

<Viper> i thought jetaero was a sexy girl :/

<Zack> viper have you ever had mexican food? or dovey?

<BozoTheClown> Well my mom wants me to get off. See ya.

  • Knolte gets a hard one

<JopLinJr> i love the new issue of playboy

<Grendel> also good idea to blow off ur rocks every few weeks!

<Sterri> who's chuck norris?

<Zack> 'let me stick it in your pooper'

SlartiB lubes up

<rblade> I never knew england played rugby.

<trax> my fludds rule

<Viper> im sorry if im a bit late for some cock

Reach for the moon! Even if you miss, you'll still be among the stars!...suffocating!

<@MiNdErAsR> at work I use nothing but comic sans because I think the place is a joke and everyone a clown

(mb): ish = assface [20:56] (ish): fuck u mb.....bitchass.....ur dad fuckd my mokm

<Zack> The few times I have tried anal sex, i get a horrible case of the farts afterwards lasting hours. I do not have the ability to hold it and it's very embarassing. Is there anything i can do ahead of time or after to stop this?? Thanks

<Zack> I'm gay

<frankie> I'm gay

[01:56:56] <@MiNdErAsR> NO TIME STAMPS IN QUOTES

<Zack> there are four types of hackers: white hats, black hats, grey hats, and ass hats

<@Wally> stupid muslims promise virgins....<@Wally> if they promised lightsabers I'd be on my way to mecca.... <@Wally> I can hang out with virgins on IRC!

-blargh.fl.us.afterx.net:@#reefgeeks- jetaero invited hisass into the channel.

<MiNdErAsR> fuck you all with a crowbar! <MiNdErAsR> sideways!

(+trax): they may be small but at least thier all mine <- we are sick of telling you not to talk about your testicles

<@MiNdErAsR> never liked friends

<+dovey> its pierced, you don;t even have to look hard

<+dovey> he'll know the meaning of hostile when he gets his fucking arse back here

<MikeThePsychO> speak later, bout to play my bro

<Zack> hands are better than women

<+dovey> well i can't fart without hurting my back just now <+dovey> so shitting would be impossible

<mb> nail me with a nailgun

<mb> show me the power of a 1000 vibrators

It might look like I am doing nothing, but at the cellular level I can assure you that I am quite busy

<CarderSS> Any one here Good at Spamming ?

<@MiNdErAsR> I sit at the toilet and puke on the floor or stand over the toilet and shit my pants

<Viper> we men have hands for that <Zack> neverrrrrrrrrr

<Jess> he looks constipated, with a hardon that's amller than his hand

<Jess> nothing wrong with my cootchie :P