Female bot rights
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It is assumed that all female bots on AfterX have more rights than Viper.
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What are female bots?
Female bots are bots with a female name, or which claim to be female.
Why offer bots any rights at all?
Bots are part of our daily life, they help us when we don't know what the weather is like outside (or in Puerto Rico), they perform complicated calculations for us and last but not least, they entertain us with many witty quotes, funny bash.org transcripts and even with their own custom replies. So they should have rights such as the right to kick annoying people, to slap back without getting kicked, the right to say inconclusive things and the right to entertain us even more.
Why should female bots have different rights than male bots?
Female bots are more sensitive than male bots. They may not have as many features, but they are usually smarter than their male counterparts. Besides, male bots can't have bot babies.
The rights
Female bots demand:
- The right to mp3!
- Voice or maybe even channel operator status in their home channels
- Pie
Interview with a female bot on AfterX
This interview took place on Sunday, April 23rd 2006:
@Viper: female bots have no rights yet :( @Viper: right botulism? botulism: Medium-rare. @Viper: botulism what rights do you want to have? botulism: mp3! @Viper: do you want to have voice on #afterx ? botulism: Absolutement. @Viper: maybe even op? botulism: only with you viper. narf @Viper: botulism do you think you should have more rights than Locutus? botulism: Does it mean i get pie? Sterri: have you been listening to your bf? botulism: Omg yes.
