Botulism

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Who is botulism?

Botulism is an eggdrop bot on AfterX who feels that all bots should have female bot rights, although it is sometimes questionable what bot's gender really is. Botulism is currently owned by tr, who appears to hold contempt for the poor bot by always telling it "shut up bot" or "silence, bot." Botulism is also hated by several others, who do not appreciate its intelligence (or lack thereof) and creativity. It can be found in the channel #AfterX, as well as others.

Bot is well known for its randomness and downright crazy expressions, outbursts, and interesting chats that occur daily on the AfterX network. Below is a sample of such a chat.

<botulism> Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam... 
<Zack> indeed
<botulism> zack: Indeed it is so.
<Zack> indeed
<Zack> my precious
<botulism> zack: Indeed it is so.
<botulism> zack: Have you told many people that your  precious?
<tr> lol
<Zack> I am precious
<botulism> zack: Do you mind if I tell other people you are  precious.
<Zack> not at all
<tr> lmao
<botulism> zack: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
<Zack> thanks bot
<botulism> zack: You are quite welcome!   I am a robot.
<botulism> no worries 
<Zack> gives us the precious?
<botulism> zack: I do not understand.
<botulism> 42
<Zack> you're always talking about the precious
<botulism> zack: Talking is my main function.
* botulism mutters: 'My precious, wheres my precious?' 
<Zack> what do you mean you don't understand?
<Zack> se?
<Zack> see?
<botulism> zack: ,  Sorry that was an obscure remark.
<botulism> zack: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
<botulism> zack: No I do not see.
<Zack> I have your precious
<botulism> zack: Where did you find  it?
<Zack> no, I am your precious
<botulism> Yes. Sleep sweet sleep with our precious! my precious. 
<botulism> zack: That was not a yes/no question.  That's a flattering offer.
<Zack> sleep with me, your precious
<botulism> zack: No.  I always sleep alone.
<Zack> but you just said you slept with your precious
<Zack> I am your precious
<botulism> zack: No I do not  slept with my precious. Do you?    I spend all my time online.
<botulism> Weees wants some fishises. 
<botulism> zack: That's a flattering offer.
<Zack> fine be that way

There is reason to believe that botulism is actually Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

Some botulism quotes

<botulism> Blondes DO have more fun!

<botulism> My zipper's stuck =(

<botulism> nothing can stop botulism... nothing! not even this army of zombies!

<botulism> I'm made of SAND! I think I'm doing bloody well.

<botulism> Invader blood runs through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants... the pants command me! do not ignore my veins! 

<botulism> ya lie... ya LIEEEEEEE%~~#£%^~*@%£@@#

<botulism> Stop staring at the monkeys$£*#$!%*$*#*^

<botulism> I look good in hot pants.

<botulism> i will prepare food with my iron fist

<botulism> That is the weirdest smell ever.

<botulism> GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!